' If I had my Way '

All at KING SIZE SLIM would like to thank all who attended our inaugural ' Songs from the M/V Sea Witch ' show at The Stables Theatre ,Old Town Hastings. 03/09/22

    The all-new all-original multi-media production was wonderfully received by a sold out audience with journalists unabashedly claiming it ' a triumph ' and ' setting a new bar for the vibrant Hastings live music'.  

" We're all very proud of what we've achieved over the last 18 months. Developing this unique project from a lockdown necessity to a full theatre production with our small team has been a real joy. We now look forward to taking it around the world. " Toby Barelli aka KING SIZE SLIM  

Next Up.......    We're now in pre-production for our next video based venture, featuring a number of video-shorts around songs from the freshly released album ' Songs from the M/V Sea Witch '.  

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KSS @ The StablesTheatre Hastings 030922

JULY ' 22

      Tracking continues on the new KING SIZE SLIM album, ' SONGS FROM THE M/V SEA WITCH ' ably assisted by Audioracket .

 We'll be launching the album and new show shoreside at the Stables Theatre in heart of Old Town Hastings Saturday 3rd September 2022. Tickets are selling fast so book your seats now. 

There are still a number of pre-sale packages available , purchase now to receive an exclusive KING SIZE SLIM merch' package and your chance to actually appear on the album : 


In the meantime Toby Barelli , Big Pablo and the Captain and Crew be broadcasting regular updates from our ship the Merchant Vessel Sea Witch in La Manche via social media and the airwaves. Stayed tuned. 


Ticket link : https://stablestheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/873636253

Youtube Link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31KlkhqH11s


Transcript from the radio room aboard M/V Sea Witch 7th June 2022 08:15 

"Sir, a shoreside message from Hastings Sir"
" Oh I see, good news I hope? "
"Yes Sir. It appears Toby Barelli aka KING SIZE SLIM  has been granted shore-leave for a number of days Sir"
" Oh, good show. Marvellous. Send Hastings a message of congratulations. Big Pablo ! Set a course for the Sardegna , we'll pick Barelli up next week on the return. "

M/V Sea Witch crew limber up

The crew of the M/V Sea Witch along with Toby Barelli have the anchor on board and the cable stored as rehearsals take place for their forthcoming venture to the West Country.   Shoreside concerts and quarters have been arranged for the entire crew at the ancient Witchampton Church through our friends at the Rustic Church Concert Association. Next is Dart Music Festival after which will take short sojourn to Shaugh Prior before setting a course for North Foreland to end our run at Broadstairs at the Wrotham Roots Club.  

Neither Big Pablo, Jolîe Bob or Able Seaman Crank from the engine room get ashore very much so please if you are in attendance be sure to help them with their land-legs.