Aboard M/V Sea Witch English Channel April 21

KING SIZE SLIM Live Stream Friday 16th April '21 19:30 BST 20:20 CEST

Meanwhile Heres the official M/V Sea Witch press release: 

It is difficult for us in these time to tell the true tale of the Merchant Vessel Sea Witch and her connection to the musical artist KING SIZE SLIM. Any indiscretion could leave us open to erroneous prosecution from many and disparate quarters upon the mainland. 

     It is certain however that we endeavour to maintain the moral high ground and the truth must be told. We have chosen therefore to tell our story in the form of Graphic Novel thereby facilitating a state of absolute plausible deniability.

        In these tumultuous times with political upheaval and public health restrictions many musicians have taken to the Sea, we ourselves have found solace aboard the Sea Witch. An internationalist co-operative autonomous vessel. Aboard we carry out the duties prescribed to us by the Captain and regularly broadcast our music across the airwaves.  

           As a fiercely independent Ship, we the crew , negate any external corporate sponsorship and/or recording company collusion, if you wish to help us bring the next KING SIZE SLIM release to fruition please contact us concerning the aforementioned pre-sale package.

KSS Merch'

As the frost begins to thaw at the beginning of  2021 and Fat Tuesday beckons KING SIZE SLIM continues on-line with 'In the Kitchen ' Series 2 Uploaded to YouTube every Monday , Wednesday and Friday.

Good music for good people live and direct as well as guests , good chat and regular updates on the mysterious M.V Sea Witch and its crew. 

Coming up....... An all new KSS album in an all new format.  Over the past few months all at KKS HQ have been working away at a new way to do what we do.   All the rules have changed and so we must change too. Its an exciting time here right now.  


Hope to see you all again soon in the real world.  

KING SIZE SLIM @ Rock-a-nore

This winter UK lockdown has seen all venues of any size close across the UK.    No shows, no fun.   So we at KING SIZE SLIM marched to the beach here in Hastings to a mysterious part of the beach and cliff known as Rock-a-nore. 

        Good things happen on Rock-a-nore and always have. Fresh fish is landed daily by the illustrious 'small boat' fishing fleet, good food is cooked and eaten and we hear that on Saturdays at 3pm there has been some live all acoustic music close to Obies Fish Hut.  However under present circumstances we can neither confirm nor deny these reports. 

KING SIZE SLIM 'in the Kitchen'  Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday Uploads to youtube at 15:00 GMT 

Good music for good people, guest musicians and great chat. Heres the link.......




Gemma' KSS t-sirt

Well, that was weird! In all the years KING SIZE SLIM has been performing and recording the emphasis has always been on live shows.  100-150 shows a year all over the UK, Europe and the Middle east. But not this year, this year is a plague year. 

    That said, KING SIZE SLIM has performed a select number of socially distanced shows across the south-east and London in the last few weeks. It feels like we're all testing the water, and it feels warm. 

It appears that things may never quite get back to 'normal' and all at KING SIZE SLIM are widening the horizon on how to keep going and keep making good music for good people.   Plans for a project much more based on the internet are afoot. Watch this space.